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March 17, 2004

i, Me, Mine

Part of the lengthy process of attempting to make my computer stop its hissy fit was to bribe it with shiny new software. It turned out to be as ineffective as using this approach with a small child, but in my defense, I'm equally ignorant of both subjects, and in both cases, I think they can tell and (mis)behave accordingly.

The new software is thrillingly named Panther (though I don't know why), and includes all this fascinating stuff which I will almost certainly never be clever enough to use: iPhoto, iTunes, iChat, iThis, iThat. Despite all these i's, they are missing the most important one: iSuzy.

iSuzy would include things like iShopping; iSparklyThings; iWine; iTravel (really: iBeingSomewhereElseNotTheHorrorOfGettingThere. but that's too long and not catchy enough); iArtGalleries; iJewelry and iSports (really, iBaseball, or to be totally accurate, iGiants).

What would iYou have in it?

Posted by Suzy at March 17, 2004 10:08 AM

Comments

iTerrilynn would have iSeashore, iGreatBooze and iMaidService, for starters.

Maybe also iNeverGainWeight, or iAlwaysLookFabulous, too, while I'm dreaming.

Posted by: terrilynn at March 17, 2004 08:56 PM

Hm. Interesting concept.

Lessee, iColin would include: iChicago (which means I would also need i90/94 for the I-90/94 tollway), iCar, iCash, and iWishItWasSummer.

Posted by: Colin at March 17, 2004 09:57 PM

iKathleen would have iHockey, iChampCar, iKnitting, iSymphony, iGothMusic, iReading and I would bootleg iColin's iIwishitweresummer as I am BEYOND tired of this white crap falling from the sky and making me cold!

Posted by: Kathleen at March 18, 2004 05:01 AM

Silly computer, why won't it just be good and behave?!

hee! Good fun.

iAmber: iTravel, iOutdoorAdventure, iSpa, iCrafts, iNoNeedToWorkForALiving (also too long, but couldn't think of a better descriptor), iFamily.

Posted by: Amber at March 18, 2004 07:56 AM

What would jar want?
iwannamaninmylife

Posted by: Jar at March 18, 2004 10:50 AM

iAimée would include iCruise, iBeach, iSleepIn, iStuffToDoToAvoidStudying, and iPartay!

Actually, I'm very content with the programs Panther gives ya, so... yea. But iBaseball sounds damn good in my book! And iTravel!

Posted by: Aimée at March 18, 2004 04:04 PM

Oh, and myGuy, if that's allowed. iGuy makes it sound like I want a sex change. :-/

Posted by: Aimée at March 18, 2004 04:09 PM

iMichelle think you are all hilarious and thank you for making me laugh out loud. iThink all of your suggestions would suit me just fine.

Posted by: Michelle at March 20, 2004 02:05 AM

iHope that I'm not seeming to intrude. You commented on my other site a while ago (adifferentopinion.com) - and I just realized that this was yours. iAm still a little slow to pick up the intrinsic features of blogging.

Colin's iWishItWasSummer sounds cool. But I love iTunes.

Posted by: Nick at March 20, 2004 11:45 AM

iAmy would include: iBaby (answers to all of my immediate questions), iWine, iShopForFree, iHockey, iThin, iCanBeAt2PlacesAtOnce and of course: iLaundry!

iAm glad you are back :) iMissed you :)

Posted by: aim at March 21, 2004 05:40 PM

iWine. iCheese. iOlives.

iKelly could live on the above for months. iMaybe longer.

Posted by: Kelly at March 22, 2004 11:21 AM

iTam would include iWinthelotteryandpartyallthetime, iFreegadgets, iKnit, and iBusy.

Posted by: Tam at March 22, 2004 07:17 PM

I do agree with Tam, but with a twist: iIPO, iSuddenMillionaireSyndrome, iParties, iHugeHousewithDogs, iWriteaBookfromMyBlog

Posted by: Camilo at March 25, 2004 07:56 AM

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