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December 16, 2003
Help!
I must be stopped.
I'm eating PopTarts (raw, not even toasted, and with frosting) while watching Mexican soap operas. I feel like my mascara's running and I'm not even wearing any.
I have the captioning on in an idle attempt to learn some Spanish (I'm not just eating PopTarts, I'm getting educated over here). It would help me to actually communicate with our cleaning lady. Oh, wait. I don't have one anymore.
{sob}
Though what else can you expect when you're trailer trash?
On the bright side, I did have my toes painted festive holiday red today, so it wasn't a total loss.
¡buenas tardes!
Ooh, I'm practically bilingual!
Posted by Suzy at December 16, 2003 05:19 PM
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Haha, you already ARE bilingual, n'est-ce pas?
I don't know what's with non-toasted frosted poptarts. Whenever Aimee and I go somewhere, we have to stop at the store so she can buy a box of poptarts.
She won't finish the box of poptars, so they'll sit in my car for a day until I take them in the house and throw the remaining away. Then, within a day or two, another box will be purchased and we'll repeat the process.
Aimee: They're soooo good!
Me: They're not that good Aimee.
Aimee: Would you like one?
Me: Sure.
Posted by: Colin at December 16, 2003 07:33 PM
We secretly know you have an uncontrollable passion for soap operas no matter what the language but stick to your story about wanting to learn Spanish. Its a good one. *rofl*.
Posted by: Michelle at December 16, 2003 09:05 PM
Mexican soap operas huh? I've heard they're supposed to be good or was that the Brazilian ones? LOL
Posted by: Kim at December 17, 2003 02:59 AM
Ah, telenovelas! I loved "Los Ricos Tambien Lloran" when I was in Mexico oh so many years ago. Completely addicted I was. Enjoy!
Posted by: Kathleen at December 17, 2003 03:45 AM
Nothing will EVER beat the glory days of 'Dos Mujeres, Un Camino.'
Viva Estrada!
http://www.alma-latina.net/DosMujeresUnCamino/DosMujeresUnCamino.shtml
Posted by: John at December 17, 2003 08:20 AM
POPTARTS! They are ungodly little joys put here on Earth for eating. Eat them, I say, and live the good life!
Posted by: Aimée at December 17, 2003 12:17 PM
Poptarts, Suzy? You are eating pop tarts?
Get thee to a shrink! The desire to eat pop tarts is the number one symptom of depression.
Posted by: jar at December 17, 2003 07:00 PM
"It would help me to actually communicate with our cleaning lady. "
Now didn't Dame Edna get into trouble for saying something like that?
Posted by: Karan at December 22, 2003 05:58 PM